Randomness v24

1.
Bear- I'm sweating cold.

2.
Monkey- I'm stucked.

3.
Bear says, after getting up from doing nothing.  "I'm sweaty, I need a drink."
Me- You're sweaty from sitting there huh?!

4.
If you watch "The Office" regularly you already know this joke...if not...here's how it goes.

Me- Do you smell that?
You- What?
Me- It smells like updog in here.
You- What's updog?
Me- Nothing what's up with you.

TJ has tried doing this with our kids and its too funny because they don't get it.  EVERYTIME! :)  haha.
So tonight, after they've heard this joke many times, I smelled Bear's sweatshirt and said,
Me- Bear, do you smell that?
Bear- What?
Me- Your sweatshirt smells like updog.
Bear- Oh.  (Yeah, he didn't get it)
Then Monkey who still doesn't get it but thinks its funny because we laugh at it every time, says.
Monkey- Bear, do you smell that updog?
Bear-Yeah, it's my sweatshirt.
AH- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!  too funny.  They have no clue.

Do you get it?

5.
Bear- I counted to 3 in my head.
TJ- I counted to 3 in my arm.
Bear- Oh, that's cool.

6.
Bear- My feet itch.  I think there's bees on my shoes.

7.
Me- Monkey, look at that snowman.
Monkey- What did it look like?
Me- a snowman.