We went to Target to look around and stuff on Sunday afternoon. When we got there I had to go to the bathroom so I went in to pee. Before going in the urinal I noticed my wedding ring almost fell off. It does that when it gets cold out. I had to get a different ring because my actual wedding ring is too tight to come on and off. I can't wear it to work so that's why I got a different one. It's just a cheap one from Wal-Mart. Anyway, my ring almost fell off so I slipped it back on. First, before going to the bathroom I popped another button off my church pants. It has buttons instead of a zipper. At least the top one is still there. After going I buttoned, flushed, and washed my hands. As I was drying my hands on the paper towel I noticed my ring was gone. What! I didn't hear it hit the floor or anything. So I checked the floor around the urinal, the sink and checked the garbage. There was only a few paper towels in it, nothing else. No ring. I checked my coat pockets, my pants pockets. No ring. I went out and told Stephanie. She told me to get it there and look again. So I went back in and looked all over the floor, the garbage again, the sink, again, the urinal again. Nothing. No ring. So we continued shopping. On a side note, we bought Lost on DVD. Each season is on sale this week only at Target for $17! They are regularly like $35-$40 a season! Anyway, back to the story. We went home and I changed and Stephanie and I watched a little football and a couple episodes of Lost before the evening service. Before leaving I went in and went to the bathroom and did my hair. As I was doing my hair I looked down on the rug in front of the toilet and there sat my ring. What!? Apparently, it was in my underwear! I didn't even notice. It was in there all afternoon. Crazy.
TJ
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LOL!!! Not sure how to comment on this one.
That's crazy, one time I tried to mary Dolly Parton. I bought her a wring from Wal-mart too. I had our wedding all planned out. We were going to sing islands in the stream. It was going to be so romantic. then I found out she was married to Carl Thomas Dean. What's up with that? So, I rode off into the sunset on my horse Keith. Maybe I will outlive Carl Thomas Dean and I can marry her then. I'm keeping my walmart ring close by just in case the opportunity should present it self.
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