Thursday, April 14, 2011

Knock Knock

My kids love knock knock jokes.

Here's our favorites.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interruption Cow
Interruption Cow......... who?
(you have to say that before they finish saying their question.  That way you are interrupting them

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow Who?
Cow's don't who they Moo!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'll take a peanut.

Knock knock
who's there?
Ach who?
Bless you!

Knock knock
who's there
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it.

And then, our city hosts an Alpaca convention every year.  It was this past weekend.  We didn't go, but we saw all their signs, and drove by the convention on our way somewhere else.  So we were talking about alpacas.  So on the spot I made up this one...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca you're bags for you!

hahahaha get it?! :)

What's your favorite knock knock joke?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's only a joke.

Bailey's favorites

What's under there?
Under where?
Ha ha, you just said "Underwear!"


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