Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day

Have a good Valentine's Day today. Maybe I'll send everyone who reads this blog a dozen roses.



RCW said...

Maybe you will but I'm betting NOT!

Kenny Rogers said...

Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers.

Someone sent me a dozen roses. I was so excited, i figured it was a secret admirer. Then I found out they were from a man. Then I found out that this guy lives in his mom's basement. And apparently the basement is damp, and damp environments help acne grow really well. What is this world coming to. Oh for the days of young lady secret admirers. Those were the days, but no more. I bought a winter coat for Keith, my shetland pony. It has a down lining, so it'll be nice. Did I mention that keith only has three legs. I called him tripod once and he kicked me in the face. He lost his leg in a boating accident.

The Kenny

RCW said...

Kenny, you will be happy to know that you are in good company:

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testical

Will Mitchell said...

Yeah and they were both completely normal...

You might also like these posts.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...