This story isn't quite as good as the "gas in the bed" story, but it's still pretty funny. Stephanie does the songs for Awana on Wed. night. We were in the kitchen at our house and she was trying to figure out which songs to do. She was trying to remember how the "Wise Man/Foolish Man" song went so we were singing with the actions. We got to the part..."the rains came down and the floods came up" and Stephanie swung her arm out on knocked over a full glass of water all over the floor. The rain really did come down. The glass didn't break though. Almost 6 years now of not breaking any dishes. I think it's a record.
TJ
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This has nothing to do with anything, but I figure most everything on this site is the same so why should my comment be any different. Here's some thinkers for ya!
Some Things To Think About
1. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know
the batteries are dead?
20. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
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