1. Me- Wow, you sure gobbled up your chicken. Or maybe I should say you clucked up your chicken. "Ba-doom, ching" ha
2. 6 yr old girl- "I'm going to save up to get an iPot"
3. Monkey- "I want to be a monkey when I grow up"
Me- "yeah, that's not really a possible dream"
4. 6 yr old girl- "This is my 'Teddy-Cat'"
5. 16 yr old nephew- It (Facebook) is like a frig full of leftovers. I keep going back but it's the same old stuff.
6. Monkey- 10 seems older than 9.
7. 6 yr old girl- "when I went to the farm I fed a pig."
Me- was it a baby pig.
4 yr old boy- "OH, Was it a Father pig?!"
8. Monkey- "the only part I like about funerals is the cake."
9. Bear- Ouch, I hit my head.
Girl- "Oh, are you ok, Bud?
Bear- Yeah, but could you just call me by my name instead of Bud?"
10. Bear- "This pizza tastes like noodles"
4 yr old foster boy- "NO it isn't!"
11. Bear- "You can be too big, but you can't be too small."