Monkey- Dad, don't sing at the table.
Bear- Yeah, it's against the law! If the cops saw you singing they'd arrest you.
2.
Me- The concert was super loud.
Bear- Like as loud as a bear can yell?
3.
Monkey- Did a bider spot you?
Me- ?! Do you mean did a spider bite me?
(that was a weird twist on words)
4.
Bear- What did the road say to the chicken?
answer from Bear- I think you cut my head off!
( I don't get it either, but he sure thought it was a good one!)
5.
6 year old niece- Don't tell that bug where I am, cuz I want to get him.
6.
Monkey- My tongue hurts, I can't say anymore things.
7.
Grandma- Kids, don't step on the hostas by the tree.
8yr old nephew- Wait, where are the hostages?
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