Randomness v49

1.
Bear had blood on his finger, he says to himself....."I do not want to think that is ketchup!"

2.
Monkey- either I wouldn't say anything, or I'd say something.

(how profound)

3.
Regular saying.... Step on a crack and break your mothers back.
Bears new version.... Step on something black and break your dad's sack.
Me- Uhhh....yeah, we are not going to say that one again. :)  (He doesn't even know what that refers to, just rhymed to him.)

4.
Me-We're putting our house on the market.
Bear(8)- How are we going to get it there?

5.
Kangaroo- Run, mommy!  Run for the rest of your life!

6.
Kangaroo- When I got adopted it was the second most specialist day of my life!
Me- What was the first?
Kangaroo- When I asked Jesus to live in my heart.
Me- That's great news. :)

7.
Me- who put Mr. Potato heads Ear in the dishwasher?!

8.
Monkey- Seriously?!?
Me- I'm going to have to ban that word for too much usage?
Bear- Seriously?! We can't say seriously?

9.
Monkey(10)- If dad stored up all his toots he's ever done and did them all at the same time he could blast into space!

10.
Kangaroo- I rememberized it!

11.
Kangaroo- Sometimes when I sit still and watch a movie my armpits get sweaty.
Me- that's weird.



 

Randomness v48

1.
Bear(7)- I want to go back to a booster seat at the table?
Me- why?
Bear- Well, then it's easier for me to reach, and that makes it easier for me to eat, which makes it easier for me to stay alive.
Me- So in short, a booster chair makes it easier for you to stay alive? :)

2.
Monkey(10)- "Just letting you know that out of the random."

3.
Me- since it is spring, we are going to be spring cleaning.
Bear- Is this just a one day thing or every day of spring?  Cuz, this spring cleaning thing sure does make a mess!

4.
Kangaroo(7)- We're making this bathroom look borgeous!

5.
Me- no I'm not going to pay four dollars for body wash for you.
Bear- what about 3.99?

6.
TJ(while at home)- Why does this say I'm in Medford?
Monkey- because I am an inventor.
----This is just a tid bit of our world.  Many things dont make sense.  Many things are added to conversations those people didn't really belong in. :)

7.
Me to son- Smith and Johnson are two of the most common names in America.
TJ- It's also a good lawfirm name.  (Smith & Johnson) Ha.

8.
Me- What Holiday is on February 14th?
Monkey- The Fourth of July!
(FAIL)

9.
Monkey- You're saving glass cans right?

10.
Kangaroo-This is how I cheer him down.  (She mixed cheer up and calm down)

11.
Monkey- Mom we should do activities from a to b.  I mean A to Z.

12.
Bear- Do you get brown eyebrows when you cough?