Randomness v49

1.
Bear had blood on his finger, he says to himself....."I do not want to think that is ketchup!"

2.
Monkey- either I wouldn't say anything, or I'd say something.

(how profound)

3.
Regular saying.... Step on a crack and break your mothers back.
Bears new version.... Step on something black and break your dad's sack.
Me- Uhhh....yeah, we are not going to say that one again. :)  (He doesn't even know what that refers to, just rhymed to him.)

4.
Me-We're putting our house on the market.
Bear(8)- How are we going to get it there?

5.
Kangaroo- Run, mommy!  Run for the rest of your life!

6.
Kangaroo- When I got adopted it was the second most specialist day of my life!
Me- What was the first?
Kangaroo- When I asked Jesus to live in my heart.
Me- That's great news. :)

7.
Me- who put Mr. Potato heads Ear in the dishwasher?!

8.
Monkey- Seriously?!?
Me- I'm going to have to ban that word for too much usage?
Bear- Seriously?! We can't say seriously?

9.
Monkey(10)- If dad stored up all his toots he's ever done and did them all at the same time he could blast into space!

10.
Kangaroo- I rememberized it!

11.
Kangaroo- Sometimes when I sit still and watch a movie my armpits get sweaty.
Me- that's weird.