Someone sent me a dozen roses. I was so excited, i figured it was a secret admirer. Then I found out they were from a man. Then I found out that this guy lives in his mom's basement. And apparently the basement is damp, and damp environments help acne grow really well. What is this world coming to. Oh for the days of young lady secret admirers. Those were the days, but no more. I bought a winter coat for Keith, my shetland pony. It has a down lining, so it'll be nice. Did I mention that keith only has three legs. I called him tripod once and he kicked me in the face. He lost his leg in a boating accident.
Maybe you will but I'm betting NOT!
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Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers.
ReplyDeleteSomeone sent me a dozen roses. I was so excited, i figured it was a secret admirer. Then I found out they were from a man. Then I found out that this guy lives in his mom's basement. And apparently the basement is damp, and damp environments help acne grow really well. What is this world coming to. Oh for the days of young lady secret admirers. Those were the days, but no more. I bought a winter coat for Keith, my shetland pony. It has a down lining, so it'll be nice. Did I mention that keith only has three legs. I called him tripod once and he kicked me in the face. He lost his leg in a boating accident.
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Kenny, you will be happy to know that you are in good company:
ReplyDeleteHitler and Napolean both had only one testical
Yeah and they were both completely normal...
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